Aside: sometimes the hand is a better lay

sometimes the hand is a better lay

if you’re together with someone because you need them more than you need to fix yourself

then you’re not fucking a partner

you’re fucking an excuse

and like any shitty excuse generated by your even shittier average joe

they always end up making no one happier all your friends trust you less and in the end make you look like more of a fool than before you tucked your balls away and tethered your mouth to her vagina

at least sexless friends aren’t afraid of letting you go or saying what’s on their mind

their happiness isn’t dependent on shared selfishness or fear of who they’ve sadly become

it’s based on making sure you stay in reality

and the only way of doing that is showing you the door you’ve honestly forgotten you walked through all those years ago